All-Time Illogical Tweets of ‘Twitter User’ Kangana Ranaut

Whether you like her or not, you can never keep her out of the headlines. The discussion of Kangana Ranaut’s Twitter handle has been the talk of the town. Innumerable tweets have surfaced supporting this decision, as her tweets, regarded ‘verbal diarrhea’ would now halt for the better. As many of you celebrate this decision, here are a few Tweets from Kangana Ranaut Twitter handle. Our witty replies to them will surely amuse you enough to celebrate with a burst of laughter. Read on to find out more. 

Tweet 1: Tauba Tauba 

“Love how all depressed and suicidal snowflake feminists are doing Tauba Tauba about premarital sex, some of them are scandalised that a Padma Shri awardee indulges in sex what is with this Victorian/Islamic approach to a woman’s sexuality, snow flakes are melting on my TL,”

Well, we don’t know about your title ‘suicidal snowflake feminists’, 

But your account sure disappeared like a snowflake!!

Also, how does it feel? After steering your Twitter handle towards its Suicide? 

All that we would like to say at this moment is Tauba Tauba 

Tweet 2: The Detective Kangana Ranaut

“I am more than willing to help @narcoticsbureau but I need protection from the centre government, I have not only risked my career but also my life, it is quiet evident Sushanth knew some dirty secrets that’s why he has been killed.” 

Kangana Ji, CBI wants to know your location!

Wouldn’t comment about the need for protection,

Don’t you think your Twitter handle needed more protection from your own thoughts?

The implications are clearly evident 

Par ab pachtay hot kya jab apne thoughts ne hi karwa diya Ban? 

Tweet 3:  The Insensitive Kangana Ranaut

“What is that tatoo on your arm? Some ogre? Ha ha I love weirdos you are the kind of woman I want in my wild house parties, stop fighting with me… come on be nice … sending you a hug, now reciprocate nicely…”

Arrogance and Insensitivity have always led to the dethronement of the most celebrated leaders, Kings, and Individuals. 

Another example of the same. 

A Pinch of Kindness is never too hard to give out, 

Alas! if people like you understood, not just Twitter but the world would’ve been a better place. 

Tweet 4: Kangana equals SRK!!!

“15 years ago Gangster released today, Shahrukh Khan ji and mine are the biggest success stories ever but SRK was from Delhi, convent educated and his parents were involved in films, I did not know a single word of English, no education, came from a remote village of HP and…”.

Waah! Nai matlab koi base hai compare karne ka?

Yaa bas neend se uthkar kuch bhi boldiya!

No doubt you have had some great films over your career par,

Bollywood ke Baadshah se sidha compare krne lag jaoge aap! 

Itni attention leke jaana kaha hai aakhir? Chaand par? Mangal par? 

Tweet 5: The Evergreen Derogatory Kangana

“Why all these cricketers sounding like dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka? Why would farmers be against laws which are revolutionary for their well-being. These are terrorists who are causing ruckus. Say that na…itna darr lagta hai?”

Aap nahi sudharne wale,

Twitter ke office wale pawri chalu rakho 

Hum bhi yaha pawri karte hai

As you celebrate the occasion of this ban, do remember to be kind, and turn your mics on mute! Kyunki pawri chalegi saari raat!!

Conclusion

While Kangana Ranaut may be Twitter user now, her illogical tweets will live on forever. But hey, ye bhi theek hai! Let’s just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. After all, it’s not every day that we get to witness such a level of absurdity on social media. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll even get to read a book on ‘The Art of Illogical Tweeting’ by none other than Kangana Ranaut herself. Ye bhi theek hai, right?